1. coolmanfromthepast: “ americansylveon: “ enlightenedrobot: “ bussykween: “ sustainablefarming: “My drag persona ” Welcome to the stage …. ” So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest...

    coolmanfromthepast:

    americansylveon:

    enlightenedrobot:

    bussykween:

    sustainablefarming:

    My drag persona

    Welcome to the stage ….

    So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

    No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

    >Florida

    Florida Man’s wife.

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  2. goodstuffhappenedtoday:

    

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  3. controlledeuphoria:

    That time of night

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  • yuryldowgs:

    x

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  • shay-gnar:

    stop I never thought I’d be so happy to hear Michael say those words I cried

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  • totinos: “ready 2 go. ”

    totinos:

    ready 2 go.

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  • kevinthepro: “ I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED. Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts. IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE. I’M...

    kevinthepro:

    I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

    Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

    IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

    I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

    I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

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  • theconsultingrenegade:

    bestquius:

    bestquius:

    There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

    I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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  • Girls that suck dick without being asked are goddesses and should not be fucked with

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  • profoak:

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    THIS JUST HAPPENED 

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  • neptunain:

    obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

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